Sunday, October 14, 2007

Silly and funny!

 
 

 
 
 
 
Silly and funny!
 
 

Q: What did the lonely banana say?
A: I'm a"kela".


Q: What did the green peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "mutter"Ed.


Q: What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A: "
Aaloo?
"


Q: Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.


Q: What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A: Why do "
phools
" fall in love?


Q: What did the fat car say?
A: I`m a "mota"car.


Q: What did the confused egg say?
A: I don't "unda"-stand.


Q: What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.


Q: What did the half eaten naan say?
A: I wish I was "puri".


Q: What did the lonely potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"


Q: What language do carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.


Q: What do you call an almost bald poet?
A: I-bal.


Dis ij DA funkiest...
Q: What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A: Pizza -
"HUT"


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