Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Santa and Banta

 

 

 
 
 
 
Santa and Banta
 

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta : I give up.
Santa :
Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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From his death bed, Santa called his wife Jasmeet and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Banta."
Jasmeet : "Banta ! But he is your enemy !"
Santa : "
Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

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Banta : I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife Preeto that I'd be home tonight, and when I got into my room I found Preeto in another man's arms.
Santa : kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "
Maybe, she didn't get the fax
."

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