Friday, September 21, 2007

No more headaches?

 

 
 
 
 
 
No more headaches?
 
 
 

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those

 

Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

 

"No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

 

His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat

 

"I do not Have a Headache;

 

I do not have a headache,

 

I do not have a headache."

 

It Worked!   The headaches are all gone."

 

The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."

 

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball

 

Of Fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the

 

Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

 

The husband agrees to try it

 

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his

 

Clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.

 

He Puts her on The bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into The Bathroom and comes back. A few minutes later and jumps into bed And makes Passionate love to his wife like never before.

 

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

 

The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes

 

Back Into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than The First time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

 

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With

 

That, He goes back in the bathroom.

 

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the Bathroom,

 

She sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

 

"She's not my Wife.

 

She's Not my wife.

 

She's not my wife..."

 

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His funeral services will be held on Friday.

 

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